I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
oh god the rape fog is back!
You can't motorboat a personality
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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