How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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