Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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