Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't think brook has ever known best
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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