This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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