question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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