I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
