I wish I could punch you in the face.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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