About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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