I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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