A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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