Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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