roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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