so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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