Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
