Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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