yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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