They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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