i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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