no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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