we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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