i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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