I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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