rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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