Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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