just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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