marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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