No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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