if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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