Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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