bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
ok first of all what the fuck
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