he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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