ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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