I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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