i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just gargled with NyQuil
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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