She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
True strength comes from lack of pants
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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