Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
