I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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