YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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