All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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