she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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