My nipple is on Facebook.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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