alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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