I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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