i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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