Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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