so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
