do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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