I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Enjoy the penises
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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