I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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